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gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese
chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life
dark-brawler-cf1994:
“ Reblogged the Doge to succeed in college.
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dark-brawler-cf1994:

Reblogged the Doge to succeed in college.

clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

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bragged:

When people are anti-feminism to impress a guy

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adults: college 2 expensive??? just apply 4 scholarships!! it's that easy!! apply to every singl one and u can pay 4 the college, ur just a lazy millennial (:
scholarships: $500 Scholarship, must be grad student majoring in neurobiology, must provide SSN, very large essay, impressive resume, published work and research, birth certificate, organ donor, ran a marathon. also ur competing against 2 million other students, good luck!!
me: why

chocahontas:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

totalariana:

I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.