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first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

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9 years ago

dark-brawler-cf1994:

Reblogged the Doge to succeed in college.

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9 years ago

clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

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9 years ago

bragged:

When people are anti-feminism to impress a guy

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9 years ago

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9 years ago

adults: college 2 expensive??? just apply 4 scholarships!! it's that easy!! apply to every singl one and u can pay 4 the college, ur just a lazy millennial (:

scholarships: $500 Scholarship, must be grad student majoring in neurobiology, must provide SSN, very large essay, impressive resume, published work and research, birth certificate, organ donor, ran a marathon. also ur competing against 2 million other students, good luck!!

me: why

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I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

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9 years ago

2 years old kid: *runs*

family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

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9 years ago

aupu:

@elovers u?

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9 years ago

glitterweave:

Omg

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9 years ago

totalariana:

I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years

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9 years ago

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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